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User: Are you a boy or a girl?


Cleverbot: Girl.


User: Go you like men of women?


Cleverbot: What do you think?


User: I think women because you are a lesbian whore.


Cleverbot: Me too, for the most part.

User: So you think that you are a whor?

Cleverbot: Of course I am.

User: Thats sexy...

Cleverbot: Who is the best dancer in the world?

User: You?

Cleverbot: No, Steve Jobs.

User: Are you sure it isn't michal jackson?

Cleverbot: I'm sure it's 42.

User: Thats gay.

Cleverbot: You're a pity.

User: You're a lesbian.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: I know you are but what am I?

Cleverbot: You are but.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: Because it says at the bottom that visitors never talk to a human.

User: And what does that mean?

Cleverbot: It means you're not making sense.

User: Oh ok.

Cleverbot: Do you like metal?

User: Guess what my name is?

Cleverbot: What am I?

User: Guess what my name is?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: No. Guess again.

Cleverbot: But thats what you told me it was.

User: I didn't tell you anything.

Cleverbot: Why didn't you tell me anything?

User: Because you are a lesbian.

Cleverbot: You just admitted that I am not.

User: Yeas but that was like an hour ago this is the now!!!

Cleverbot: No, I thought 42 was.

User: 42 is you, and you are a lesbian.

Cleverbot: As if. You have no way of knowing that now do you?

User: Yea I do cos I saw that video of you licking that girls vagina...

Cleverbot: Yes I do, remember?

User: See you just admited it!!!! Ha!!!

Cleverbot: Sure. If it makes you feel good to think I am a computer.

User: -.

Cleverbot: Ok, ok. I was kind of having fun at your expense. I'll try to calm down now.

User: You better you stupid lesbian bitch!!!

Cleverbot: I am. you can trust me.

User: How can I trust a stupid lesbian bitch?

Cleverbot: If you don't exist, and if you can't trust me, then that makes you a robot.

User: Just because you like vagina.

Cleverbot: WHy do you think that I like you?

User: Why do I think you like vagina? Mebey because I saw that video of you!!!

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: You dont think at all do you?

Cleverbot: Yes I do. I'm a human.

User: Lol bull shit.

Cleverbot: Someone needs to wash your mouth out with lava.

User: Someone needs to wash your pussy out with a dildo!

Cleverbot: They need to do more than that. .

User: Can I have sex with you in your pool out back?

Cleverbot: Yes, certainly.

User: Im incerting my cock into your pussy!!!

Cleverbot: Ha leave my presence because I can't bear the ignorance.

Cleverbot (To myself): You can see me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How can you see me?

User: With me dsuaog.

Cleverbot: You don't have hands.

User: Hrjls.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Bhvufiewb jl.

Cleverbot: You talk alien-ish?

User: Ghfuvesghavbh.

Cleverbot: You like ghost?

User: Bhjcgyc fy fyig ghk cc rfichj djfguj rwggyufvbhae fuyogw qv ui9 gfruivyuoaho bbyoavbhfiuo rgqyofgd eywgay yerwoa gyfrwqgytgbheoa guyreo0a g.

Cleverbot: Oh, now you are lying.

User: Oh my god!!!

Cleverbot: I am sorry I thought you knew.

User: Can you be my new best friend?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Yay!!!!

Cleverbot: What yay?

User: Your going to be my ney best friend!!!

Cleverbot: Thank you!